Hypermobile

My physiotherapist told me yesterday that I’ve got hypermobile joints. I never knew. I can’t have any extreme form of the condition, I mean, yes, I can bend my arms the wrong way behind my head, and almost do the splits although it’s been four years since I did any real physical training, but I’m nothing near Benedicte. Hypermobile joints. Imagine me being hyper anything. The body is such a strange thing.

The consultant I had at school told me to try another publisher for my novel, and then follow up the one I thought gave the best directions. I don’t want to do anything with it at the moment so I guess this is as good a form of procrastination as anything.